Drum Roll Please...

The "nudity poll" is closed with 91 votes. The winner is "tasteful" with a 38% share, followed by a tie between "Tits!" with 25%, "Tentacles" with 25%, and lastly "Clean" with only 6 votes

So clearly people like sexy - and here I am wasting all this government money to prove it. I think I figured out a happy solution

Don't Click on this link if you voted for "Clean"